Name: Munster
Breed: Collie/Rhodesian Mix
DOB: 10/25/2007 Sex: M
Alias: The Indiscriminate Intimidator.
Color: Brown Multi. Eyes: Brown
WT: 60 lbs.
Intelligence: Highly Developed.
Charges: Petty Theft: Plastic Trick-or-Treat Pumpkin.
Grand Larceny: Unattended plate of bacon.
Disorderly Conduct: Growling at neighbors.
Disturbing the Peace: Growling…at himself.
Conspiracy: Plotting with his brother, Jack.
Accessory: Aiding his brother, Jack.
Probation Violation: “I told you to Sit!”
Vandalism: furniture legs during puppy-hood.
Bribery: Remaining cute throughout it all!
Name: Jack
Breed: Sheltie
DOB: 5/15/2006 Sex: M
Alias: The Perpetrator of Deviance.
Color: Black/white. Eyes: Black
WT: 35 lbs.
Intelligence: Minimal.
Charges: Grand Larceny: Food, paper, trash, socks,
gloves, underwear, toys, etc.
Destruction of Property: What he steals, he eats.
Attempt: Failed thefts of said items.
Conspiracy: Plotting with his brother, Munster.
Disorderly Conduct: Chasing and terrorizing tires.
Disturbing the Peace: Barking at tires and passers-by.
Public Nudity: Okay, this one’s my fault because I shave him.
Name: Cracker
Breed: Pitbull
DOB: unknown Sex: M
Alias: The Misunderstood Meathead.
Color: Brown Brindle. Eyes: Brown
WT: 60 lbs.
Intelligence: Medium???
Charges: Harassment: Tormenting the kitties to play with him.
Disturbing the Peace: Barking at passers-by.
Name: Liam
Breed: Yorkie
DOB: 2/10/2006 Sex: M
Alias: Molester of Stuffed Toys.
Color: Black/Tan. Eyes: Brown
WT: 5 lbs.
Intelligence: Highly Developed.
Charges: Molestation: Sex crimes against stuffed toys.
Indecent Exposure: Occurs after said sex crimes.
Accessory to Disturbing the Peace: He’s the lookout for
passers-by.
Bribery: He knows he’s cute and how to use it.
Name: Thistle
DOB: 6/14/1999 Sex: F
Alias: The Dizzy Polydactyl.
Color: Brown Tabby.
Eyes: Yellow WT: 10 lbs.
Intelligence: Non-existent.
Traits: Poly-dactyl – two thumbs on each front paw, two of which have 2
nails.
Totally blind – Age.
Mostly deaf – Age.
Nerve damage to left side – dog bite (not mine).
Head-tilt from inner ear infection.
Charges: Public Defecation: Sometimes she misses the box.
Assault: She smacks Biscuit.
Drug Possession: Catnip.
Name: Salem
DOB: 5/1/2005 Sex: M
Alias: The Solitary Wanderer.
Color: Blueish-Grey.
Eyes: Green WT: 13.5 lbs.
Intelligence: Highly Developed.
Traits: Anti-social.
Loves to be outside.
Husky and solid build.
Girly voice.
Charges: Trespassing: Frequently visits neighbors.
Bullying: Blocks other cats from food and doors.
Assault: He smacks Biscuit.
Drug Possession: Catnip.
Name: Nutmeg
DOB: 5/9/2014 Sex: F
Alias: Bestower of Kitty Kisses.
Color: Brown Tabby.
Eyes: Green WT: 8.5 lbs.
Intelligence: Highly Developed.
Traits: Rehabilitated feral.
Sleek & Lean.
Loves to take naps.
Loves her Mama.
Charges: Murder – 1st Degree: Birds, rodents, etc.
Accessory to Murder: She, Odin & George are a team.
Assault: She smacks Biscuit.
Drug Possession: Catnip.
Name: Odin
DOB: 5/9/2014 Sex: M
Alias: Expert Evasion Artist.
Color: Grey Tabby.
Eyes: Yellow WT: 9 lbs.
Intelligence: Highly Developed.
Traits: Somewhat-Rehabilitated feral.
Long & Lanky.
Very shy.
Master of illusion – he can turn invisible.
Girly voice.
Charges: Murder – 1st Degree: Birds, rodents, etc.
Accessory to Murder: He, Nutmeg & George are a team.
Assault: He smacks Biscuit.
Name: George
DOB: 11/27/2012 Sex: M
Alias: The Ostentatious Bather.
Color: Orange Tabby.
Eyes: Yellow WT: 9.5 lbs.
Intelligence: Moderately High.
Traits: Constantly bathing.
Weepy allergy eyes.
Round & plump.
LOVES to take naps.
Loves his Mama.
Girly voice.
Charges: Trespassing: Frequently visits neighbors.
Indecent Exposure: Bathes whenever he wants, wherever he wants.
Murder – 1st Degree: Birds, rodents, snakes, etc.
Accessory to Murder: He, Odin & Nutmeg are a team.
Assault: He smacks Biscuit.
Drug Possession: Catnip.
Name: Biscuit
DOB: 10/15/2014 Sex: M
Alias: The ‘Knead-ful’ Don Juan.
Color: Buff/White.
Eyes: Yellow WT: 8.5 lbs.
Intelligence: Minimal.
Traits: Addicted to love.
Lean & sleek.
Loves to take naps.
Loves his Mama.
Charges: Private Nuisance: Tormenting the other kitties.
Trespassing: Frequently visits neighbors.
Drug Possession: Catnip.
