Munster - The Indiscriminate Intimidator

Name:  Munster

Breed:  Collie/Rhodesian Mix

DOB: 10/25/2007    Sex:  M

Alias: The Indiscriminate Intimidator.

Color:  Brown Multi.  Eyes:  Brown

WT:   60 lbs.

Intelligence:  Highly Developed.

 

Charges:      Petty Theft:  Plastic Trick-or-Treat Pumpkin.

                      Grand Larceny:  Unattended plate of bacon.

                      Disorderly Conduct:  Growling at neighbors.

                      Disturbing the Peace:  Growling…at himself.

                      Conspiracy:  Plotting with his brother, Jack.

                      Accessory:  Aiding his brother, Jack.

                      Probation Violation: “I told you to Sit!”

                      Vandalism:  furniture legs during puppy-hood.

                      Bribery:  Remaining cute throughout it all!

 

Jack - Perpetrator of Deviance

Name:  Jack

Breed:  Sheltie

DOB: 5/15/2006    Sex: M

Alias: The Perpetrator of Deviance.

Color:  Black/white.    Eyes:  Black

WT:   35 lbs.

Intelligence:  Minimal.

 

Charges:      Grand Larceny:  Food, paper, trash, socks,

                        gloves, underwear, toys, etc.

                      Destruction of Property:  What he steals, he eats.

                      Attempt:  Failed thefts of said items.

                      Conspiracy:  Plotting with his brother, Munster.

                      Disorderly Conduct: Chasing and terrorizing tires.

                      Disturbing the Peace:  Barking at tires and passers-by.

                      Public Nudity:  Okay, this one’s my fault because I shave him.

 

Cracker - Misunderstood Meathead

Name:  Cracker

Breed:  Pitbull

DOB: unknown    Sex: M

Alias: The Misunderstood Meathead.

Color:  Brown Brindle.  Eyes:  Brown

WT:   60 lbs.

Intelligence:  Medium???

 

Charges:      Harassment:  Tormenting the kitties to play with him.

                      Disturbing the Peace:  Barking at passers-by.

 

Liam Meme

Name:  Liam

Breed:  Yorkie

DOB: 2/10/2006      Sex: M

Alias: Molester of Stuffed Toys.

Color:  Black/Tan.  Eyes:  Brown

WT:   5 lbs.

Intelligence:  Highly Developed.

 

Charges:      Molestation:  Sex crimes against stuffed toys.

                       Indecent Exposure: Occurs after said sex crimes.

                       Accessory to Disturbing the Peace:  He’s the lookout for

    passers-by.

                       Bribery:  He knows he’s cute and how to use it.

 

Thistle - The Dizzy Polydactyl

Name:  Thistle

DOB: 6/14/1999     Sex: F

Alias: The Dizzy Polydactyl.

Color:  Brown Tabby.

Eyes:  Yellow   WT:   10 lbs.

Intelligence:  Non-existent.

 

Traits:      Poly-dactyl – two thumbs on each front paw, two of which have 2

nails.

Totally blind – Age.

Mostly deaf – Age.

Nerve damage to left side – dog bite (not mine).

Head-tilt from inner ear infection.

Charges:      Public Defecation:  Sometimes she misses the box.

                       Assault:  She smacks Biscuit.

                       Drug Possession:  Catnip.

 

Salem - The Solitary Wanderer

Name:  Salem

DOB: 5/1/2005   Sex: M

Alias: The Solitary Wanderer.

Color:  Blueish-Grey.

Eyes:  Green   WT:  13.5 lbs.

Intelligence:  Highly Developed.

 

Traits:       Anti-social.

Loves to be outside.

Husky and solid build.

Girly voice.

Charges:      Trespassing:  Frequently visits neighbors.

                       Bullying: Blocks other cats from food and doors.

                       Assault:  He smacks Biscuit.

                       Drug Possession:  Catnip.

 

Nutmeg - Bestower of Kitty Kisses

Name:  Nutmeg

DOB: 5/9/2014      Sex: F

Alias: Bestower of Kitty Kisses.

Color:  Brown Tabby.

Eyes:  Green   WT:   8.5 lbs.

Intelligence:  Highly Developed.

 

 

 

Traits:       Rehabilitated feral.

Sleek & Lean.

    Loves to take naps.

    Loves her Mama.

Charges:      Murder – 1st Degree:  Birds, rodents, etc.

                      Accessory to Murder:  She, Odin & George are a team.

                      Assault:  She smacks Biscuit.

                      Drug Possession:  Catnip.

 

Odin - Expert Evasion Artist

 

Name:  Odin

DOB: 5/9/2014      Sex: M

Alias:  Expert Evasion Artist.

Color:  Grey Tabby.

Eyes:  Yellow   WT:   9 lbs.

Intelligence:  Highly Developed.

 

 

 

 

 

Traits:     Somewhat-Rehabilitated feral.

     Long & Lanky.

     Very shy.

     Master of illusion – he can turn invisible.

     Girly voice.

Charges:     Murder – 1st Degree:  Birds, rodents, etc.

                      Accessory to Murder:  He, Nutmeg & George are a team.

                      Assault:  He smacks Biscuit.

 

George - The Ostentatious Bather

 

Name:  George

DOB: 11/27/2012   Sex: M

Alias: The Ostentatious Bather.

Color:  Orange Tabby.

Eyes:  Yellow   WT:   9.5 lbs.

Intelligence:  Moderately High.

 

 

Traits:        Constantly bathing.

Weepy allergy eyes.

Round & plump.

LOVES to take naps.

Loves his Mama.

Girly voice.

Charges:      Trespassing:  Frequently visits neighbors.

                       Indecent Exposure:  Bathes whenever he wants, wherever he wants.

                       Murder – 1st Degree:  Birds, rodents, snakes, etc.

                       Accessory to Murder:  He, Odin & Nutmeg are a team.

                       Assault:  He smacks Biscuit.

                       Drug Possession:  Catnip.

 

Biscuit - The Kneadful Don Juan

 

Name:  Biscuit

DOB: 10/15/2014   Sex: M

Alias: The ‘Knead-ful’ Don Juan.

Color:  Buff/White.

Eyes:  Yellow    WT:   8.5 lbs.

Intelligence:  Minimal.

 

 

Traits:       Addicted to love.

Lean & sleek.

Loves to take naps.

Loves his Mama.

Charges:      Private Nuisance:  Tormenting the other kitties.

                      Trespassing:  Frequently visits neighbors.

                      Drug Possession:  Catnip.

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